Mail i received abt love story

Mail i received abt love story

*A TRUE STORY - VERY SHOCKING*

*Very Shocking.....*

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in
Chandigarh.


Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.


She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar.


Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone.


You would never found her without handphone. In fact she also changed her
cell connection from Airtel to Hutch, so that both of them can be on the
same network, and save on the cost.

She used to spend half of the day talking with shankar.
Priya's family knew about their relationship. . Shankar was very close to
Priya's family as well. (Just imagine their love) .

Before she passed away she always told her friends 'If I pass away please
burn me with my handphone' she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people cudnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do
so,but still cant. Everybody had tried to carry the body, the results were
the same.

Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who can
speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said 'this girl misses something here.' Then her
friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.


He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the
casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily
and they then carried her into the van.



All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya
had passed away..

After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.....

Shankar :.....'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.


Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her.'


Her mother replied..... 'You come home first, I wanna tell you something
very important.'

After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.
Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said
'don't try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her.
Please stop this nonsense'.

Then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He
said... 'Its not true. We spoke yesterday.. She still calls me.


Shankar was shaking.

Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. 'see this is from Priya, see this....' he
showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer. he
talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim
card since it is nailed inside the grave box


They were so shocked and asked for the same person's
(who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his
master to solve this matter.

He & his master


worked for 5 hours.

Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them....

*Vodafone has the best coverage *

*'Where ever you go, our network follows!!!'*

*So what you can do...you should also forward this mail to all your nears
and dears...and enjoy...like i enjoyed*

*HA HA HA HA HA........*

India Inc.'s tryst with Twitter

The Twitter bug has now bitten India Inc. A study by Iffort (a web strategy and digital marketing company) of 66 brands from nine different industry verticals reveals that there are several companies which are using Twitter for brandbuilding and marketing.

Says Aditya Swamy, Senior VP, Sales and Marketing, MTV India (which was the most followed brand on Twitter, according to the study): "In eight to 10 months of joining Twitter, over 60,000 followers have been helping MTV gauge the pulse of its audiences." And the road ahead?

According to the Iffort study: "More companies will start using Twitter for conducting market research, listening to users and keeping track of the competition."

Twitter Facts

Most active account: MSN India

Most conversational brand: ICICI Bank

Most Re-Tweeted brand: Tata Docomo

Oldest brand: Bookmyshow.com

Top inactive brand: Acer India & Apollo Hospitals



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Delete All Stored Procedures and Tables from a single Query

hi to all of u
some time we in need to delete all stored procedures and tables from database
so for that we need a single query which do the all the work. below is the query once u run both query all tables and stored procedure of that database is drooped.
but carefully because once you dropped u cant get them back--
----------drop all tables from database-----------

exec sp_MSforeachtable "DROP TABLE ? PRINT '? to be dropped' "






------------drop all sp's in a database---------------


DECLARE @procedureName varchar(500)
DECLARE cur CURSOR
FOR SELECT [name] FROM sys.objects WHERE type = 'p'
OPEN cur

FETCH NEXT FROM cur INTO @procedureName
WHILE @@fetch_status = 0
BEGIN
EXEC('DROP PROCEDURE ' + @procedureName)
FETCH NEXT FROM cur INTO @procedureName
END
CLOSE cur
DEALLOCATE cur


this works i have tested it several time with MS sql server 2005

ERP

as most of the friends know that i m working as a software developer ,and currently i m working on two different projects both are erp's but have a very much difference .
but one thing is clear in my mind that any erp for any industry its fits on the below definition .





Enterprise resource planning (ERP) is an integrated computer-based system used to manage internal and external resources including tangible assets, financial resources, materials, and human resources. It is a software architecture whose purpose is to facilitate the flow of information between all business functions inside the boundaries of the organization and manage the connections to outside stakeholders. Built on a centralized database and normally utilizing a common computing platform, ERP systems consolidate all business operations into a uniform and enterprise wide system environment.

An ERP system can either reside on a centralized server or be distributed across modular hardware and software units that provide "services" and communicate on a local area network. The distributed design allows a business to assemble modules from different vendors without the need for the placement of multiple copies of complex, expensive computer systems in areas which will not use their full capacity


above definition taken from Wikipedia .

what a industry gets from an erp

i think the erp does not increase your profit but it saves your business from small size losses ,which are not countable individually but make huge difference in collective manner.

My first blog

i am looking for a long time to start blogging but due to lake of time i started now.
i asked gajanan abt bolgging one of my new friend who is the active blogger .he said write anything "ulta-pulta ".
so finally all of u prepare for the read some "ulta-pulta",